$75.00 CAD
🥌 INCONSISTENTLY CONSISTENT
Because you never know exactly where that rock is going…
but somehow, you do it every time. 😂
One thing you can always count on:
Your shot will be inconsistently consistent.
Some days you’re throwing perfect draws.
Some days you’re peeling the wrong rock.
Some days you have absolutely NO idea what just happened.
But hey…
At least you're consistent about being inconsistent! 🥌🤣
Featuring a spinning curling rock, this design is perfect for the curler who:
✔️ Has good days… and interesting days
✔️ Calls the weight perfectly… occasionally
✔️ Has a rock that seems to have a mind of its own
✔️ Doesn't take their game—or themselves—too seriously
CURLING ISN'T ABOUT BEING PERFECT.
It's about having fun, throwing rocks, laughing with your teammates… and blaming the ice when necessary. 😜
👉 Wear your curling truth proudly!
Please review our refund policy before ordering. Your hoodie is made especially for you after your order is placed, so it may take a little longer to arrive.
Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and unnecessary waste. Thanks for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and supporting a more intentional way to shop.
| Size | Body Length | Body Width | Sleeve Length |
| XS | 26" | 18" | 32.5" |
| S | 27" | 20" | 33.5" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34.5" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35.5" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36.5" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37.5" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38.5" |
